This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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