Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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