i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I just found puke in my bra..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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