no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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