Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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