No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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