Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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