Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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