I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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