hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
