Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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