She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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