you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
