you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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