I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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