Whod you bang
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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