"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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