I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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