Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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