nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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