the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Someone came in the potted fern
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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