her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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