i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
