ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
