maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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