Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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