but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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