just come out here and I will go home with you...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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