I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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