fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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