Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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