I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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