I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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