i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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