I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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