I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
