Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
