when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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