No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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