She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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