Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
