Well douche your snatch and let's go!
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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