Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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