I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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