I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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