dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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