I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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