How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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