doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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