Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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