should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
BRING THE BAGELS
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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