The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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