Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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