you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
COCAINE IS GR8
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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