How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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