this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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